Heard part of the joke from Grace and decided to find the full one.

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and
one to market it. All because they don’t wanna get scolded by their GP teacher who yell at them for not doing the CIP work.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in
and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to study what they love.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them. They wanna break into the ‘Top 5′. Humanities Scheme? They’re the number 7 Science JC and the number 5 Arts JC (TJC is no. 6), mind you!

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only the teacher who tells them what a light bulb is in the
first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb (by fixing it). (He gets paid and pray that he’s not sued by CMPB.)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’d prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm…*raises eye-brows* )

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.


It's funny though YJC was humiliated.
We got paid to do the job for ACJC. -.-

Pretty true for all of them.
HAHA!
John, a proud NJ student did studied without lights right in front of my eyes.

Have a laugh people.
(: